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Sexual Wish List That Will Guarantee You a Spot on Santa’s Naughty List

Sexual Wish List that will guarantee you a spot on Santa's Naughty List | Lepenthouse

When you were younger, your holiday wish list was probably filled with exciting games and the hottest toys of the season. But, now that you’re older, you might have other things in mind for Christmas; shiny new shoes, designer clothes and, of course, great sex. 

As an adult, the games have changed, and so have the toys. 

As such, we’ve compiled a wish list of naughty bedroom activities that will help you stay toasty warm during the holidays – in more ways than one. The items on this wish list are for women who want to go the extra mile for their Mr. Claus by sprinkling their relationship with sugar, spice, and everything nice (or naughty). Some of the items on this wish list are saucy, while others are purely erotic. Regardless, they all have one thing in common; they’re guaranteed to get you on Santa’s Naughty List.

 

1) Show Santa Who’s Boss

The rules of intimacy are something you have to define for yourself. But when it comes to domination, you’re throwing the whole rulebook out the window. This holiday season, switch things up in your relationship by putting Mr. Claus in a position where he has no control. Furry cuffs, whips, and wooden paddles are just a few of the shiny new toys you can get for your man during the holidays. 

 

2) Play with your Food

Chocolate-covered strawberries, anyone? By incorporating food into your bedroom activities, you’ll be able to have your cake and eat it too. Use whatever food inspires arousal, and always remember to just have fun with it! After all, like sex itself, it’s not about the destination as much as it is about the journey. 


3) A Massage Like No Other

Mr. Claus works hard every year, so he deserves a bit of time to relax and unwind. An erotic massage will do more than just satisfy the deep needs of your partner; it’ll absolutely take his breath away. By booking an appointment together, you’ll be able to cross off an item on your bucket list while simultaneously connecting to your partner on a deeper level. After all, everything is better in pairs – even happy endings. 

If you’re serious about crossing this item off your wish list, consider a visit to Le Penthouse ! The popular Montreal institution is equipped with a large shower, a futon, a flat-screen TV, and even a secluded whirlpool. 

There’s no better way to ring in the New Year with your Mr. Claus than with a steamy massage! To schedule an appointment with one or two of our lovely ladies, give us a call at 514-564-3332

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